I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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