I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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