He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
smell my finger.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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