The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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