I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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