Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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