This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
How does one acquire holy water?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
