Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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