hell yes lets make some ravioli
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Can Purell be used as lube?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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