I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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