Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We just shotgunned beers for America
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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