Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
