Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
did you just send me my own nude
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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