You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just sent this text using only my big toe
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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