You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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