whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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