Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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