hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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