the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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