i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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