Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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