I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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