so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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