Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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