Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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