what if I'm pregnant?
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I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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