...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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