he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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