i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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