Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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