pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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