There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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