You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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