Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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