An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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