Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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