I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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