party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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