The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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