You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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