i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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