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Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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