Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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