I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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