glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You need Xanax blowdarts
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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