the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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