rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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