I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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