I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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