Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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