I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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