doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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