He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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