Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I faked an abortion last night.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
so much tequila, so little girl.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Randomize
