She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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