so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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