we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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